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Shit happens

Taoism: Shit happens
Confucianism: Confucius say shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.
Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
Calvinism: Shit happens because you dont work.
Seventh day advt.: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
Creationism: God made all shit.
TV evangelism: Send more shit.
Quakers: Let's not fight over this shit.
Utopianism: This shit does not stink at all.
Darwinism: This shit was once food.
Capitalism: That's my shit.
Communism: Let's share this shit.
Feminism: Men are shit.
Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us
Commersialism: Let's package this shit.
Impressionism: From a distance, this shit looks like a garden
Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.
Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen - shit IS.
Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me.
Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening.
Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
Scientology: If shit happens, see Diatenics, page 157.
Jehovah's witnesses: Knock knock. Shit happens.
Moon-ism: Only really happy shit happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit. Practical Deal with shit one day at a time.
Agnostic: Maybe shit happens, then again, maybe not.
Atheism: What shit?
Nihilism: No shit!
New age: This shit has an aura.
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